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Song Parodies -> "Shopping Mall Hell"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Shopping Mall Hell"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

WARNING: This parody is NOT meant to be funny at all. It concerns the mall shooting in Portland, OR a few days ago that killed two, wounded one, and also ended with the killer taking his own life rather than fighting the police. A very tragic Xmas time incident. But like all current news I choose to cover what others will not. The guman was a coward.
For Xmas sales the shoppers did pay
Shooter on a rampage in the mall to slay
Carnage that day caused shoppers to weep
Shots ringing out while some patrons did eat
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

They had come from near and far
Parking lot filled with many a car
For best deals shoppers did fight
Not knowing soon that some would lose their lives
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

Killer came to mall to wage war
Never intent on shopping in stores
Psycho mass killing was his intent,
Dressed for combat, with mask, inside he thus went
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

Knew right away the way he was dressed
Some took the bullets straight in the chest,
And there they did drop from the horrid pain,
Dying on the floor and thus they were slain
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

Two killed, one wounded- tally three,
The killer had shown them no mercy
Went to shop for Xmas presents
Instead, died, met the Angel of Death
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

But the killer just stopped- got bored
Sought to evade the arriving cop horde,
All of his planning had come to naught,
Bullet to the head, a single shot
Mall hell, mall hell, mall hell, mall hell
Killer in gear with a rifle!

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AFW - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Tells the tale, well....people are turning life into a video game...crazy!
Dave W. - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Sad holidays for some,coming up..
Rob Arndt - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
A tragic situation indeed :(

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