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Song Parodies -> "Bold Tan Lines"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bold Tan Lines"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Only the start of january and I'm already tired of the cold and gloom.
For cold, no patience, need a spot
To sever thoughts snowblind
Will olde frustration turn to hot
And rays to show tan lines
For bold tan lines, I cheer
When told plan's fine
I'll take my pup and find a jet
For bold tan lines
Behold elation, beach is sought
Endeavor, lots of wine
Get olde flotation, brie and yacht
And Rays for bold tan lines
For goal, scan brine, with beer
to hold can shrine
My ache to sup designed to whet
for bold tan lines.
To sever thoughts snowblind
Will olde frustration turn to hot
And rays to show tan lines
For bold tan lines, I cheer
When told plan's fine
I'll take my pup and find a jet
For bold tan lines
Behold elation, beach is sought
Endeavor, lots of wine
Get olde flotation, brie and yacht
And Rays for bold tan lines
For goal, scan brine, with beer
to hold can shrine
My ache to sup designed to whet
for bold tan lines.
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Nice conversion, and sun warming of the old...traditional
Hanks, AFW
By coincidence, I read that today is the Earth's perihelion (closest point in its orbit to the sun) so you may get your wish. The effect on average temperatures in the northern hemisphere is said to be negligible, though.
Radiant parody with nice subs (but didn't get the ref to 'brie' or 'Endeavor'). My home turf, Victoria, Aust.) is balmy this time of year. I miss it.
Radiant parody with nice subs (but didn't get the ref to 'brie' or 'Endeavor'). My home turf, Victoria, Aust.) is balmy this time of year. I miss it.
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