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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Miley Twerking Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Miley Twerking Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
If we're lucky this was just a nightmare of mine, but now that Miley Cyrus has also openly smoked weed on stage at the MTV Awards I fear it might actually be what we'll see next in her continuing struggle to undisneyfy her image.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus
On a Cable Christmas Show last night
She rotated her butt
Over Santa's spheric gut
I thought it was f*cked up that his beard was down on that slut
Then I saw Miley twerking all the elves
And the extras to their pure delight
All the staff and Charlie Sheen
Was trying to get on scene
Miley twerked from pole to pole last night
On a Cable Christmas Show last night
She rotated her butt
Over Santa's spheric gut
I thought it was f*cked up that his beard was down on that slut
Then I saw Miley twerking all the elves
And the extras to their pure delight
All the staff and Charlie Sheen
Was trying to get on scene
Miley twerked from pole to pole last night
© Peter Andersson.
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Actually pretty funny. although it's missing the whole first verse I gave it 5's
Short and sweet which are two words you would never use to describe Miley...
well THERE'S a pretty picture... "shudders" 5's
Soon, Santa will have an achy breaky heart.
Peter, YOUR CRYSTAL BALL WAS WORKING PERFECTLY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrzp8bhONE.
See above.
(SOTM) So yeah, like I said above, your parody actually came true. That doesn;t diminish the goodness of it, even though you only ended up doing half the song, which you obviously didn't know about.
Nice work. I would have liked to see a little more with the second half of the song, but I think what you wrote still put enough bad images in everyone's head haha. Solid job.
OMG! Writing a parody about my dream turned it into a precognition! If I had only known about this superpower of mine before! Thanks Agri!
Obviously I'll now have to test this superpower theory by writing a song about that dream I once had where I was the meaty party in the middle of a sandwich where the buns where Jessica Alba and a young Pamela Anderson, to bad I'm not into doing rap originals, that would leave room for more details... :-)
Obviously I'll now have to test this superpower theory by writing a song about that dream I once had where I was the meaty party in the middle of a sandwich where the buns where Jessica Alba and a young Pamela Anderson, to bad I'm not into doing rap originals, that would leave room for more details... :-)
See above
Nice job, Sir . . . just as SirMatt said: short & sweet o'Tweet !
(SOTM) Short, but not sweet enough for me. Not your fault, though, I just don't give a crap about celebrity scandals like Miley Cyrus shaking her butt. Fortune teller or no, this just wasn't my bag, sorry.
SOTM: pushing aside the fact you're missing half the song, this was silly and fun and strangely actually came TRUE LOL!
A bit too short. You should of went with the whole song instead of just a part of it. Although I did go to the Jingle Ball concert and saw Miley actually twerking Santa Claus so there's that... lol
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