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Song Parodies -> "Google Roasting on YouTube's Pyre"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Google Roasting on YouTube's Pyre"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Another shot toward Google, it doesn't matter if they own YouTube, the fact that they're trying to promote their failure of an attempt for a social network by butchering YT is pathetic. Soon, YouTube will no longer exist, it will be Googletube or just Google+ itself.
Google roasting on YouTube's pyre,
You can't douse it with a hose,
Those Googletards are all crying in ire,
And they dressed up with porn star pose.
Everybody threw a party and mocked the pose,
Help to make the fire bright.
Googlebots bodies will all explode,
I will enjoy this day alright.
Although YouTube may never stay;
It's loaded with tons of memories, good and bad
And Google kissers are going to cry,
To see their leader's really going to fry.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from two oh oh and five,
Although we have hoped otherwise, every day,
YouTube we loved isn't coming back!
You can't douse it with a hose,
Those Googletards are all crying in ire,
And they dressed up with porn star pose.
Everybody threw a party and mocked the pose,
Help to make the fire bright.
Googlebots bodies will all explode,
I will enjoy this day alright.
Although YouTube may never stay;
It's loaded with tons of memories, good and bad
And Google kissers are going to cry,
To see their leader's really going to fry.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from two oh oh and five,
Although we have hoped otherwise, every day,
YouTube we loved isn't coming back!
I'm stepping into somewhat of a dangerous boundary as I'm also attacking those who agrees with everything Google has done but it has to happen, I'm not going to let them off the hook, it's the way it is. Here's hoping for an interesting feedback.Anyway, time to Google up some more lyrics.
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If you're interrested in reading something that criticize BOTH the obvious standpoints to things like this, there there's...
http://falkvinge.net/2013/11/11/free-does-not-mean-exempt-from-criticism/
http://falkvinge.net/2013/11/11/free-does-not-mean-exempt-from-criticism/
Thank you Peter, I agree with the article as one have to realize that "free" is generally a two way street. You can't expect one to accept one thing and treat the other as if that person has no right like what certain Googletards I have encountered would like to believe. I'm ready to accept whatever feedback since I knew what I'm getting into after submitting this.
ahh nothing to put me in the Christmas spirit like a nice cold glass of eggnog and a google-bashing parody of an original Christmas ditty! cheers to you Max! "drinks eggnog" 5's
Thanks, speaking of eggnog, I could really use a cup myself since I have to worry about Bio 2 exam, it's driving me nuts, even slightly more so than what Google did.
Ok,,,
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