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Song Parodies -> "Just A Close Look And You’ll See"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Just A Close Look And You’ll See"
Parody Written by:
Johannes Rauber
The Lyrics
Just a close look and you’ll see
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
I am weak, but they are strong
Jesus, keep me from all wrong
I’ll be satisfied as long
As they don’t torture me and shoot me down
They’re the owner of the Truth
They teach values to the youth
They don’t tell ‘em “Yes we can”
They hang on, dear Lord, to the Ku Klux Klan
Just a close look and you’ll see
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
Those chosen people are Pro Life
And pro shooting .45’s
They’re pro making war and kill
All the pagans, Lord. Is this your will?
They walk by faith and not by sight
If they see - it’s black and white
Right is right and left is wrong
No more Unions, Lord, and we’ll be strong
Just a close look and you’ll see
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
“Love thy neighbor as thyself”
All those Party-goers tell
That’s the reason, I suppose
why LGBT’s, Lord, love them so.
Wanna go to Glory land?
Hold a bible in one hand
In the other one a gun
And drink tea, my son, there’ll be fun
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
I am weak, but they are strong
Jesus, keep me from all wrong
I’ll be satisfied as long
As they don’t torture me and shoot me down
They’re the owner of the Truth
They teach values to the youth
They don’t tell ‘em “Yes we can”
They hang on, dear Lord, to the Ku Klux Klan
Just a close look and you’ll see
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
Those chosen people are Pro Life
And pro shooting .45’s
They’re pro making war and kill
All the pagans, Lord. Is this your will?
They walk by faith and not by sight
If they see - it’s black and white
Right is right and left is wrong
No more Unions, Lord, and we’ll be strong
Just a close look and you’ll see
Precious people drinking tea
Party time the whole year through
Scaring people, son, like me and you
“Love thy neighbor as thyself”
All those Party-goers tell
That’s the reason, I suppose
why LGBT’s, Lord, love them so.
Wanna go to Glory land?
Hold a bible in one hand
In the other one a gun
And drink tea, my son, there’ll be fun
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