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Song Parodies -> "It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
At the local mall
All the shoppers are on the hunt, they try to cut in front
To get their kid the latest "Frozen" doll
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
As the tempers fray
A couple of carts go crunch, then somebody throws a punch
It's the Christmas way
Just watch the people stampeding, you might see some bleeding
When folks start fighting for stuff
The store advertises just three at these prices
You know it's gonna get rough
So someone call an ambulance, we'll need it soon enough
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
See the strong prevail
As they're sharing the Christmas love by giving a push and shove
So they can get the item that's on sale
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
You know what I mean
'Cause the blood and the dollars seen at a bargain shopping scene
Are all red and green
At the local mall
All the shoppers are on the hunt, they try to cut in front
To get their kid the latest "Frozen" doll
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
As the tempers fray
A couple of carts go crunch, then somebody throws a punch
It's the Christmas way
Just watch the people stampeding, you might see some bleeding
When folks start fighting for stuff
The store advertises just three at these prices
You know it's gonna get rough
So someone call an ambulance, we'll need it soon enough
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
See the strong prevail
As they're sharing the Christmas love by giving a push and shove
So they can get the item that's on sale
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
You know what I mean
'Cause the blood and the dollars seen at a bargain shopping scene
Are all red and green
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Kansas changed its laws this past summer, so I've seen a couple of shoppers packing handguns in holsters. Not as scary, though, as seeing that big dude wearing a kilt. "No, that's not a purse, it's a sporran!"
"Door-busters" are more appropriately known as "face-busters" these days. Who ya gonna call...?
funny 5's
Thanks for the comments Patrick, CGS, and Jonathan!
Well one person voted 1
Ten people voted 5s!
Someone with one of those dumb singing wreaths you want to stomp into ittsy bitsy peices
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