Trivia from a cable news channel addict. No score.

Trivial comment from someone who can't face reality. Why is it Ok when other vets write about troublesome current events (when not writing of the mundane) ... but not me? Your double standard is absurd. You are just another lazy and worthless commentator to me. Go write some parodies.

Parody-writing is not sausage-making.

Thank you, Rob, for exposing this "Hot" Head, who has shown what a wonderful role model he was to his stepson Mike Brown. The rioters were practical, though, first looting all they wanted from the stores before igniting them, as captured on security cameras. Louis may not be indicted; authorities fear that would set off more of the same.

you're on fire! 5's

You're drawing fire because your take isn't the official liberal line, Rob. And what a ridiculous premise for his criticism -- you're a cable news addict, which means you watch news all the time. So this disqualifies you from commenting on the news?

Thanks Barry and CML, anyone that doesn't follow the "War on Black America" must be vilified as a racist or rightwing fascist! No matter what video and audio evidence is presented...

CML, you read me incorrectly. My intent was to point out that writing this parody was too, too easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Hardly any effort. No new insight. No inventive lines. The obvious dressed up in word subbing. And we get this kind of thing over and over from the author. He himself brags that he writes these parodies toot sweet. That's what I mean by "sausage-making." The topic is important, but the parody is banal. Let him challenge himself for once. Can you imagine Rob tackling G&S or Gordon Lightfoot? I don't mean to attack Rob personally, but Sheesh! I feel like he's taking us for granted, even dissing us, with this high production of mediocrity. Since he gets more straight fives by far than anybody else, I'm obviously in the minority. FYI, I am anything but a Liberal. I voted Romney, McCain, etc., but I don't have this prevalent gut hatred of Obama. I detest the zealots at either extremes. Peace out!

@Critic, if you notice this Xmas OS is short and easy to parody as Susanna did a day earlier in an even more simplistic way than me!!! As for your false comments about me not taking serious songs and artists or time... just go through all 2569 parodies in record time and add my 4033 other submissions equals 6602 total submissions in a mere 44 mos making me the greatest production parodist and contributor to AiR in its entire history! I bet I have more individual artists than you have total parodies!!! So stop wasting your time and mine with your pettiness. Put your author sheet up and your other contributions. Put up your average rating for your parodies. You won't because you are nothing more than a petty commentator operating off a range of pseudonyms. I am close to passing MH up and then on to 2600 parodies. Your input is worthless like yourself. AiR is a hobby to me, not a critical lifestyle. I write what I what when I feel like it. I don't prevent anyone from writing X amount of parodies a day or their topics. Stop making excuses for your own inability to write and your lack of intelligence to decifer Milspeak. Btw, Merry Xmas jerk!!!