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Song Parodies -> "I Went to Buy a Case of Beer"
Original Song Title:
"It Came Upon the Midnight Clear"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Went to Buy a Case of Beer"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
OK, I don't drink alcohol (I'm not allowed to drink, because I don't turn 21 until April 2016) and don't intend to drink even after I'm legally allowed to purchase alcohol. Anyway, this song is about a guy who goes out to buy beer on Christmas Eve.
I went to buy a case of beer
Blue Moon and Crisp Coors Gold
But when I walked into the store
I found that I had a cold
I never knew that I was sick
And driving like a yutz
To drive like that to Bottle King
You really should have some guts
I went in for 12 bottles of beer
And put them in my car
We'll all enjoy an ice-cold drink
I don't have to drive out too far
I should know that if I'm caught drunk
I'll get a DUI
You know drunk driving sure is bad, and here's what, so do I
I won't drink a tiny sip of beer
I bought in those bottles and cans
Driving back home to serve my friends
Is a much better plan
Blue Moon and Crisp Coors Gold
But when I walked into the store
I found that I had a cold
I never knew that I was sick
And driving like a yutz
To drive like that to Bottle King
You really should have some guts
I went in for 12 bottles of beer
And put them in my car
We'll all enjoy an ice-cold drink
I don't have to drive out too far
I should know that if I'm caught drunk
I'll get a DUI
You know drunk driving sure is bad, and here's what, so do I
I won't drink a tiny sip of beer
I bought in those bottles and cans
Driving back home to serve my friends
Is a much better plan
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Why drink beer when you can have a Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda? I think more people drink the stuff because they are expected to, rather than because they like the taste. Congratulations on your common sense.
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