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Song Parodies -> "The Final Exam Song"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Final Exam Song"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This is a song that I originally wrote on December 17, 2013 in a Facebook post. It's about a college student who is stressed out with final exams.
It's just that time of year
Finals are coming up
You hope to pass these tests
You need to have some luck
It's going to be hard
My brain is out of whack
If I get a D or F, I'll have a heart attack!
Oh, jingle bells, it feels like hell,
Getting through test day
You need to stay on your A game
To make sure it goes your way
If you study as you should
Your grade will be OK
But one wrong move will really be a blow to your GPA (hey!)
I took a couple hours
To study for exams
But making your own formula sheet is a scam
The test is in 18 hours
Time-wise, that's not a lot
If I waste any more time, my grades won't be too hot
Oh, jingle bells, it feels like hell,
Getting through test day
You need to stay on your A game
To make sure it goes your way
If you study as you should
Your grades will be OK
But one wrong move will clearly be a blow
to your GPA (hey!)
Finals are coming up
You hope to pass these tests
You need to have some luck
It's going to be hard
My brain is out of whack
If I get a D or F, I'll have a heart attack!
Oh, jingle bells, it feels like hell,
Getting through test day
You need to stay on your A game
To make sure it goes your way
If you study as you should
Your grade will be OK
But one wrong move will really be a blow to your GPA (hey!)
I took a couple hours
To study for exams
But making your own formula sheet is a scam
The test is in 18 hours
Time-wise, that's not a lot
If I waste any more time, my grades won't be too hot
Oh, jingle bells, it feels like hell,
Getting through test day
You need to stay on your A game
To make sure it goes your way
If you study as you should
Your grades will be OK
But one wrong move will clearly be a blow
to your GPA (hey!)
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I can relate, especially where are are classes in which the exams are generally impossible to pass, you have to be really specific on the answers. If the GPA takes too much hits, you knew what happens next and that makes it worse.
Let me cram in a 555!!!
A+ 555
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