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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Hotel"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Worst Hotel"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
For those planning on traveling over Christmas - beware.
The worst hotel, I ever did stay
Had no curtains, torn cupboards, congealed brown parfait
Orange peels decayed, grey gleet on my sheet
And a bold spider mite, who'd buzz and excrete
Hotel, hotel, what hell, hotel
Gore on box spring, gin fizz may quell
The only cup had chaw, cigar
Drying in some yeast in ashen char
And afterbirth in shaving site
I know I've been conned, screwed, prepaid the night
Hotel, hotel, can't dwell hotel
Swore at them, is that jizz I smell?
Had no curtains, torn cupboards, congealed brown parfait
Orange peels decayed, grey gleet on my sheet
And a bold spider mite, who'd buzz and excrete
Hotel, hotel, what hell, hotel
Gore on box spring, gin fizz may quell
The only cup had chaw, cigar
Drying in some yeast in ashen char
And afterbirth in shaving site
I know I've been conned, screwed, prepaid the night
Hotel, hotel, can't dwell hotel
Swore at them, is that jizz I smell?
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You know it's a bad hotel when the brown water spots on the ceiling are actially feces!!! 555
I've been to 555 different hotels and they're all the same!
Reminds me of a place I stayed at in Indiana, many years ago. The screen fell off the air conditioner. Then, just as the interesting porn came on the TV, the manager shut off the set by remote.
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