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Song Parodies -> "C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O"
Original Song Title:
"B-I-N-G-O"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O"
Parody Written by:
Giorgio Cornholio
The Lyrics
Inspired by our vacation at Lake Titicaca.
A guy named Butthead had a friend
And Cornholio was his name-o
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
And Cornholio was his name-o
Cornholio was really cool
But Butthead was a homo
H-O-M-O
H-O-M-O
H-O-M-O
And Butthead was a homo
When Butthead laughs you have to see
His braces full of Cheetos®
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
His braces full of Cheetos®
I have to say that Butthead sucks
Just like a big mosquito
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
Just like a big mosquito
I am The Great Cornholio
Need TP for my bunghole
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
Need TP for my bunghole
Cornholio now gets to add
A song to his portfolio
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
A song to his portfolio
And Cornholio was his name-o
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
C-O-R-N-H-O-L-I-O
And Cornholio was his name-o
Cornholio was really cool
But Butthead was a homo
H-O-M-O
H-O-M-O
H-O-M-O
And Butthead was a homo
When Butthead laughs you have to see
His braces full of Cheetos®
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
C-H-E-E-T-O-S
His braces full of Cheetos®
I have to say that Butthead sucks
Just like a big mosquito
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
M-O-S-Q-U-I-T-O
Just like a big mosquito
I am The Great Cornholio
Need TP for my bunghole
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
Need TP for my bunghole
Cornholio now gets to add
A song to his portfolio
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
P-O-R-T-F-O-L-I-O
A song to his portfolio
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