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Song Parodies -> "R-U-B-I-O"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"R-U-B-I-O"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Marco Rubio under fire for being Pro-Life...
There was a Catholic who loved God,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
R-U-B-I-O
R-U-B-I-O
R-U-B-I-O
Marco Rubio is his name-o.

Thought that Roe vs Wade was deeply flawed,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
(clap)-U-B-I-O
(clap)-U-B-I-O
(clap)-U-B-I-O
Marco Rubio is his name-o.

As Candidate, the question he dodged,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-B-I-O
(clap)-(clap)-B-I-O
(clap)-(clap)-B-I-O
Marco Rubio is his name-o.

Hillary: with women at odds,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-I-O
Marco Rubio is his name-o.

Pro-Choice women called him a Chauvinist dog,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
Marco Rubio is his name-o.

Hope the Latin vote is very strong,
Marco Rubio is his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
Some predict he's unelectable...

Let's hope not!!!
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Jonathan - August 17, 2015 - Report this comment
so... he's a Chauvinist Dog because he doesn't support the deaths of unborn babies? see this is why as I've said before I try not to identify with one political party specifically and rather just go for whoever I think is right for the job but it is usually the Republicans who make the most sense while Democrats usually come off was whiners who cry "Bigot!" at anyone who dares not agree with them... "holds up flame shield" 5's
Rob Arndt - August 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah, they singled him out because he is Catholic and supports no abortions (most REPs are Pro-Life) even in cases of rape and incest. They went for the jugular, hoping to make him unelectable. A low blow by the Left. Hillary jumped on the bandwagon stating that he is part of the "War on Women!!!"
Commenter - August 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan, would you require that a 12-year-old rape victim carry the fetus to term? Jonathan, if it were a choice between the life of an unborn child and the life of the woman bearing it, would you save the baby and let the mother die because the latter has Original Sin? Every being with a conscience deplores abortion, but hard decisions cannot be avoided, and those decisions must be made by rational, ethical argument -- not by blind belief. The Republicans are much more than the Dems populated by blind believers. As for the quality of the parody, it's a trifle and I give it a well-considered 111.

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