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Song Parodies -> "My Old Leathers"

Original Song Title:

"Animal Fair"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Old Leathers"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Annie's parody last Friday!
In the old closet it was there
Old cardboard box, yellow-taped, square
The dust I blewn and then an ACHOO!
That crud was here, there, everywhere!

Old clothes belong in a trunk
Opened, smelled like mothballs and skunk
I could hardly believe what I did see
My riding leathers, helmet, and gloves
Outfit shrunk!
Yet how I love them so much!!!

My old leathers from when I was a punk!

But the Boxer Twin is long gone...

BMW Boxer Twin motorcycle

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Peter Andersson - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
It's funny, I have the same experience, whenever I dig out some of my old clothes I tend to find that they have shrunk!
Rob Arndt - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I hear that Peter. The days of a size Medium shirt and size 30 waist pants are forever gone!!! Thanks man!
Patrick - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
I found that Nestlé Aero Bars can make a shirt feel tighter and cause the waistband of a pair of jeans to shrink.
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Yep they were not sanfordized

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