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Song Parodies -> "Grandpa's a Nut Job"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Rooftop (Reindeer Pause)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Grandpa's a Nut Job"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Up on the rooftop big steel jaws
In the path of Santa Claus
Crouched near the chimney, our grandpa waits
He's got a hankerin'
Reindeer steaks!

Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!

Loading and locking
His shotgun shells
Oh dear Lord, no
Not the elves!
Plotting and planning
A big surprise
Warming the oven
For Christmas pies

Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick!
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!

He rigged the cookies
And glass of milk
Over a net
He's hopin' to fill
Pit full of charcoal
Dug out back
Waits for the haul
From his Christmas sack

Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 19

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Guy DiRito - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This is refreshing. Well paced. 5+5+5.
Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Five Chalupas, ROFL!
Claude Prez - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you should know the Jackson 5 did my favorite version of this, so I imagined little Michael singing when I read it. Appropriate I think. Anyway, great job as usual.
Spaff.com - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, is this funny!
Melhi - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the great comments and ratings Guy, Wild Man, Claude and Spaff! Claude, ooooh... nice choice for the voice!
John Jenkins - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
A refreshing parody for a hot July night.
Phil Alexander - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL! I guess ol' FC has got six months of warning...
Melhi - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Phil. Glad you enjoyed it!
Johnny D - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute, sweet, and well-crafted.
Melhi - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!
Rick D - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Grandpa has the right idea.
Melhi - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, yeah, just don't accept his invitation to Christmas dinner. ;)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Melhi Parody
pre-wipe tally - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
pacing - 16 fives
funny - 16 fives
overall - 16 fives
Melhi - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, now we know the Ones Guy is a member on the boards.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
X-Mas. 5 Shells in a three-barell shotgun.
Melhi - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks K1!
Leo Jay - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This is terrific! Nice idea, well executed.
Melhi - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo Jay!
Scathe - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(X-MAS)Forget the rest home. Get that guy a straight jacket.
Melhi - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe! (You go catch him -- we're afraid to get near him! *ggg*)
Spaff.com - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, is this funny!
Melhi - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff! Sorry about what Grandpa did your elves... especially the stupid "Elfalope" head he made for the den. ;)
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Melhi! 5s...=)
Melhi - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen!
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(XMAS) You've been good this year!
Melhi - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, you have too!
Adagio - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Very good one, Melhi. 5's
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G-05) Glad you showed the pre-wipe tally and IKTOS. 5s.
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Still good!
Melhi - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Red Ant & Agrimorfee!
Charlie Decker - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but this is freakin' hilarious! 5s
Melhi - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks Charlie, glad you enjoyed it!
Johnny D - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Melhi - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny... yeah, yeah, I know what you think about ME... but what about the parody? (Just kiddin' ya, thanks for the return visit!)
Dee Range - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) Hilarious.And I can reccommend a good rest home; they treat ME well, anyway :-))
Melhi - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee! Glad you enjoyed it!
Rick C - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This is a real hoot! Great job! 555
Melhi - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C.! Glad you got a kick out of it! :)
Stuart McArthur - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) wow, that just chuffs along - great job on pacing to the short lines, Melhi - they can be nasty
Melhi - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu: Yep, it'll huff and puff and blow your house down! (Ok, maybe it won't.) Thanks!
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Absolutely loved this! 555
Phil Alexander - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ho! Ho! Blam!.... oops :-)
Melhi - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof & Phil! Phil: LOL! :)
Ethan Mawyer - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC G - I might have liked this more if I actually knew the OS (so far know one of the three I've looked at) but it's still a good idea and well written, as expected.
Melhi - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw, thanks Ethan, that's a very sweet compliment! :)
MysteryGoat - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS but this was still great. I like the whole grandpa hannibal thing going on here. It has a sort of twisted aspect that I find humorous, is that wrong of me?
Arwen - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--"Not the elves!" L-ing OL again, Melhi!
Scathe - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G) I still remember the first time I read this spoof, and it's still funny.
Melhi - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks GoatMan, Arwen & Scathe! GoatMan: no more wrong than my thinking your Evil Candyman parodies is one of the funniest I've ever read, for pretty much the same reason! :)
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Too funny, loved the "not the elves" line as well!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "G" BRONZE MEDAL - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
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Beotch-itude - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Blessed be the medal-maker for he shall obtain gratitude for his work. (Thanks Johnny D. ...Mel)
Melhi - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! Glad you enjoyed it!

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