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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Calls"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jerry Calls"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Battle of Britain
Dashing through the sky
Heinkels on the way
109s do show
With Hurris, Spits do play
Sticks of bombs dropping
Lighting up the night
LMB aerial mines
Blocks on fire, dogfights
(Chorus)
Oh, Jerry calls, Jerry calls
Jerry's on the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
During night and day
Jerry calls, Jerry calls
Jerry's on the way
Barrage balloons set up high
Home Defense in disarray
Stukas are so slow
But air sirens give a fright
As soon as one does dive
Better run for dear old life
Someday they might bring tanks
A Channel cross is strong
But the RN we can thank
To make sure it all goes wrong!
Mister Churchill's speech, "Fight On!!!"
(Chorus x2)
In '41 Hitler turned the other waaaaaay!!!!
SEALION ABORTED!!!
Heinkels on the way
109s do show
With Hurris, Spits do play
Sticks of bombs dropping
Lighting up the night
LMB aerial mines
Blocks on fire, dogfights
(Chorus)
Oh, Jerry calls, Jerry calls
Jerry's on the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
During night and day
Jerry calls, Jerry calls
Jerry's on the way
Barrage balloons set up high
Home Defense in disarray
Stukas are so slow
But air sirens give a fright
As soon as one does dive
Better run for dear old life
Someday they might bring tanks
A Channel cross is strong
But the RN we can thank
To make sure it all goes wrong!
Mister Churchill's speech, "Fight On!!!"
(Chorus x2)
In '41 Hitler turned the other waaaaaay!!!!
SEALION ABORTED!!!
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Germans do not make any distinction between BoB and the Blitz. Check out The Bomb Sight project: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2243951/The-astonishing-interactive-map-EVERY-bomb-dropped-London-Blitz.html
Wonder how they managed to keep track of all this.
I wonder how they can even distinguish the German SC series of bombs from adapted LMA & LMB aerial mines!!! Or how about overlapping V-weapons???
Jerry nice! 5's
I suppose I will have to get around to writing about the Tommy's soon and the savior of the Battle of Britain which was the Hurricane NOT the Spitfire. The Hurris outnumbered the Spits, saw more action, and had higher turnaround times!
By the time they got around to filming "The Battle of Britain", the producers were able to locate a couple dozen Spitfires, while there were only about six Hurricanes left in the world. All those He-111 bombers were supposedly scrapped soon after. I once saw a Heinkel with Spanish spec plates at the air museum at Forbes Field in Topeka, Kansas.
Postwar, German aircraft and variants served in France, Czechoslovakia, Spain, and Israel. In "Battle of Britain" it was actually easier to get German variant aircraft from Spain (about 50 total of He-111, Bf 109, and Ju-52) than Spits and Hurris. Some of the Bf 109 Buchons doubled for Hurris in a couple scenes in Brit markings and paint. Even Russia used some German aircraft postwar like the FwTa 152 and Junkers transports. The Junkers line continued for jet bombers in the USSR for EF-150 through 152, returning to E Germany as jet airliner Baade 152 which was scrapped in favor of Soviet Ilyushin airliners.
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