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Song Parodies -> "Twerkin' in the Raw"

Original Song Title:

"Turkey in the Straw"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Twerkin' in the Raw"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

With Thanksgiving next week, using a turkey song would seem to be appropriate. With thanks (and apologies) to Miley Cyrus for making twerking famous.
Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw

As I was a mowin’ lawn, frowned and know’d
With a wired gleam, I’d a killed a toad
I had to strip, so my wiener hung
I shook my thigh while my bag it swung

Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw

Took off my silks and I sat on my plow
I sowed my oats and bred with a sow
I’m spunky, pretty well beguile my maw
A-clickin’ heels, my brother’s in awe

Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw

My bum, it would quiver and my wood it was a-gloss
So I swayed in squalor with a ballet cross
Well, we could’ve worn our threads, but we wouldn’t have a thrill
As we bend up and down with a bare, raw skill

Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw

Did you ever grow skittish in a storm straight away
And find your niche by strippin’ all the way
Then you land in a socket and you chalk it up to chance
Pretty clever when your wishie starts with nudy, booty dance

Twerkin’ in the raw, lurking for some prey
Workin’ on a chaw, jerkin’ on parfait
Goal a schtup and kiss a pup, a guy suckin’ chaw
A-spittin’ in spittoon, ballin, twerkin’ in the raw

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John Barry - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
Patrick - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
An image I will be trying to dislodge from my head for a long time. A couple weeks ago I saw the tramp once known as Hannah Montana on some music show. The producers wrapped the microphone stand with some sort of vegetation in a feeble and mostly futile attempt to hide what there was of her "costume".
Jonathan - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Dang It! Thanksgiving's coming up! how'm I supposed to eat Turkey if I keep envisioning THIS?!?! 5's
Leough - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Some pretty Wild Twerking going on here! Makes Miley seem like a saint by comparison!
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
:-O Wow..consider my gast well and truly flabbered
Andy Primus - November 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Now, that's some imagery I'd rather forget. Didn't know our plough is your plow.

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