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Song Parodies -> "Something Smells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Something Smells"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
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Dashing down the aisles looking at displays
Shopping at Costco, needing bulk groceries
Hungry shopping. See the cooking food vendors,
Something odd is odious among the food splendor!
(Chorus)
Oh, I wanna barf, see nasty stuff, such a gross display
Don't wanna try that veggie burger, from me get it away-ay
That foul smell, it looks like hell, with it I'm not OK
Oh, it's NOT fun to live the "NOT REAL MEAT" way!!!
If you ask me, it spoils meat buying cheer
Would throw-up eating that stuff because its not from steers
Buying meat the right way, the butcher chopped it up
Bloody good marbled red meat, not that offensive veggie slop!!!
(Chorus)
Looking at gross stuff that'd make a Billy Goat choke
Oh, what non-meat eaters eat... is such a cruel joke
No one is fooled by the nasty look or taste
Veggie burgers look just like, well... human waste!!!
[Feces]
(Chorus)
Something smells like sh-t!!!
Shopping at Costco, needing bulk groceries
Hungry shopping. See the cooking food vendors,
Something odd is odious among the food splendor!
(Chorus)
Oh, I wanna barf, see nasty stuff, such a gross display
Don't wanna try that veggie burger, from me get it away-ay
That foul smell, it looks like hell, with it I'm not OK
Oh, it's NOT fun to live the "NOT REAL MEAT" way!!!
If you ask me, it spoils meat buying cheer
Would throw-up eating that stuff because its not from steers
Buying meat the right way, the butcher chopped it up
Bloody good marbled red meat, not that offensive veggie slop!!!
(Chorus)
Looking at gross stuff that'd make a Billy Goat choke
Oh, what non-meat eaters eat... is such a cruel joke
No one is fooled by the nasty look or taste
Veggie burgers look just like, well... human waste!!!
[Feces]
(Chorus)
Something smells like sh-t!!!
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isn't that the title of an episode of Spongebob? 5's
Actual experience. Imitations have limitations! Won't eat that crud- ever!
Agree. "something odd..". No scoring by me - same rationale as for VM's offering of the day. Cheers!
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