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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Day of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Worst Day of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
Did you ever have one of those Christmases ... ?
On THE WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE second DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE third DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE fourth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
4 hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE fifth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE sixth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE seventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE eighth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE ninth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE tenth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE eleventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE twelfth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
12 bums a-bumming, 11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE second DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE third DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE fourth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
4 hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE fifth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE sixth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE seventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE eighth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE ninth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE tenth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE eleventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
On THE twelfth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
12 bums a-bumming, 11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
The Worst Day of Christmas Copyright © 2013 MickTerry.com
Parody of traditional (1780) Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
original music by Frederic Austin (1909)
Parody of traditional (1780) Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
original music by Frederic Austin (1909)
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glad I haven't been married... somewhat... 5's
Arresting alliteration, funny phonetics, imaginative imagery on a Christmas classic. Your ex-wife sure knows how to hurt a guy.
It was the 8 lawyers bilking that got to me. Well done.
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