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Song Parodies -> "Anchors, We Have Heard Some Sigh"

Original Song Title:

"Angels We Have Heard On High"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Anchors, We Have Heard Some Sigh"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

This is getting to be too easy.
Anchors: we have heard some sigh,
While reporting on campaigns;
And some pundits in reply
Echoing their sore complaints.

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!

Clintons, why this jubilee?
Why this lack of brains among
Twelve contenders on TV?
Twits inspire your merry song?

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!

Turn on MSNBC,
Fox and Friends or late night shows,
Constant source of comedy,
Blowhard racist hatred flows!

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!

Lo-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ord,
He's dumb!
He makes Chelsea's day, oh!
©Bob "The Cable Guy" Gomez 2015

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Rob Arndt - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Well stated, Bob- 555! At least the DEMs give a modicum of respect to rival DEMs. The GOP strategy is undermined by constant in-fighting and coarse rhetoric.
Bob Gomez - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Right you are, Rob. I'm thinking our only chance to have a reasoned debate on policy is to see Kasich become the GOP nominee. Thanks and have a great holiday season.
Rob Arndt - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Not gonna happen, Bob... but likewise Happy Holidays!

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