-> "Carson the Red-faced Liar"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"
Parody Song Title:
"Carson the Red-faced Liar"
The Lyrics
You know Huckabee and Christie, and
Cruz and Rubio,
Jeb Bush, Fiorina,
Paul and Kasich too
But Dr. Carson once stood tall
Until his tales led to a fall
Carson, the Red-faced liar
makes sh-t up as he goes
He already acts so wooden
You'd think he was Pinocchio!
All of the other Republicans
used to respect his skills and fame
They elevated Dr. Carson
Admired that he didn't play Trump games
Then he started to deceive
Voters becamed dismayed
How could someone who seemed so bright
claim to be a teen thug once in life?
His numbers then did plummet
Living in a world of fantasy
Carson, the Red-faced liar
You ruined your own candidacy!!!
[Selected Quotes]
- the ancient pyramids stored grain
- I would mass rush a gunman
- Obamacare is WORSE than slavery
- replace taxes with tithing
- I tried to attack my mother with a hammer
- global warming doesn't exist
- no Muslim should be President
- prison turns men Gay
- school teachers should all be armed
- armed Jews could have prevented the Holocaust
- I might run as an Independent
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