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Song Parodies -> "Bazine Netal"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bazine Netal"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The mercenary informer who reports Rey and Finn at Maz's castle acting as prostitute. She will fight Rey in Episode VIII...
Bazine Netal is a mercenary
Kloda's combat protege
disguised as prostitute she lay, in
Maz's castle her eyes did stray, Finn and Rey in deep,
First Order alerted, T.I.E.s incoming!!!
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
Master of disguise, lethal, bizarre
From Chaako City she has come far
Delphi Kloda taught her to fight
Orphan turned pirate, to killer- delight!
Her mission is hunting no matter how far
Finn and Rey now targets, to tangle and spar
Profit, not fame, is her intent
She will find out where they both went!
She will not rest, she will not feast
She is a demon, she is a beast
Lethal in hand, blaster, or blade
She will kill both with an order to slay!
Track the Resistance, that is the key
Kylo will find them using Force techniques
But she doesn't rely on his 6th sense
But on gut instinct, and strong evidence!
With First Order she gets bored
Not part of the Bounty Hunter lore
She gets away with murder, never gets caught
She'll find Finn and Rey and collect a lot...
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
[To be continued]
Kloda's combat protege
disguised as prostitute she lay, in
Maz's castle her eyes did stray, Finn and Rey in deep,
First Order alerted, T.I.E.s incoming!!!
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
Master of disguise, lethal, bizarre
From Chaako City she has come far
Delphi Kloda taught her to fight
Orphan turned pirate, to killer- delight!
Her mission is hunting no matter how far
Finn and Rey now targets, to tangle and spar
Profit, not fame, is her intent
She will find out where they both went!
She will not rest, she will not feast
She is a demon, she is a beast
Lethal in hand, blaster, or blade
She will kill both with an order to slay!
Track the Resistance, that is the key
Kylo will find them using Force techniques
But she doesn't rely on his 6th sense
But on gut instinct, and strong evidence!
With First Order she gets bored
Not part of the Bounty Hunter lore
She gets away with murder, never gets caught
She'll find Finn and Rey and collect a lot...
Netal, Netal, Netal, Netal
The Perfect Weapon sent from hell
[To be continued]
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I'm planning on going to see the movie again because I remember this character looking cool but not really doing anything cool in the movie other than chill with a huge overweight alien. Is this based more on the book series?
A single book you can get off Amazon as e-book. "The Perfect Weapon" which I incorporated into my parody with all available info.
of course you realize this means Star Wars! 5's
Thanks guys. I'm thinking of exploring many other new SW characters as well. Stay tuned...
Good write
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