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Song Parodies -> "Fuzzy Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells (Short Version)"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Fuzzy Balls"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Ode to the black dangly things male car lovers put on their rearview mirrors!
I love my GTO
It's fun to decorate
Items there for show
For girlfriends and classmates
Eight ball shifter mean
Dash Hula girl, nice thighs
What fun it is too add odd things
That delight all roving eyes
Fuzzy balls, fuzzy balls, rearview mirror do stay
Oh, what fun to see them hang, then watch them sway each way
Fuzzy balls, fuzzy balls, No! They are not Gay!
Squeeze 'em ev'ry now and then, for good luck in a race!
Hey!!!
F' fuzzy dice and mirror covers!
But I might get an 8-way (one day)...
It's fun to decorate
Items there for show
For girlfriends and classmates
Eight ball shifter mean
Dash Hula girl, nice thighs
What fun it is too add odd things
That delight all roving eyes
Fuzzy balls, fuzzy balls, rearview mirror do stay
Oh, what fun to see them hang, then watch them sway each way
Fuzzy balls, fuzzy balls, No! They are not Gay!
Squeeze 'em ev'ry now and then, for good luck in a race!
Hey!!!
F' fuzzy dice and mirror covers!
But I might get an 8-way (one day)...
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I wonder if Santa has fuzzy balls in his sleigh, and if so where they hang.
I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am that this was just about the car decorations! 5's
Thanks guys!!!
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