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Song Parodies -> "The Edit Of Santa Claus Is Going To Jail"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Edit Of Santa Claus Is Going To Jail"
Parody Written by:
Zak
The Lyrics
This is my edit on Santa Claus is going to jail.
You better hide fast
If you wanna hear
Why you won't get
No presents this year:
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He's got an appeal
And making it twice
'Cause he's been accused
Of paedophile vice
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He says he didn't do it
He's got an alibi
The jury, they have all got kids
So I bet he's gonna fry.
The DA has got
A water-tight case:
A billion other
Charges to face
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He was there in your bedroom
'Cause DNA don't lie
The evidence looks bad for him
So thank God for CSI.
So nothing this year
It has been, you know
The last we will hear
Of "Ho, bloody ho"
Santa Claus is going to jail.
If you wanna hear
Why you won't get
No presents this year:
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He's got an appeal
And making it twice
'Cause he's been accused
Of paedophile vice
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He says he didn't do it
He's got an alibi
The jury, they have all got kids
So I bet he's gonna fry.
The DA has got
A water-tight case:
A billion other
Charges to face
Santa Claus is going to jail.
He was there in your bedroom
'Cause DNA don't lie
The evidence looks bad for him
So thank God for CSI.
So nothing this year
It has been, you know
The last we will hear
Of "Ho, bloody ho"
Santa Claus is going to jail.
No infringements
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so those dreams I use to have before Christmas... WEREN'T dreams?!?! "shudders" 5's
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