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Song Parodies -> "Skull Valley Dead Sheep"
Original Song Title:
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Skull Valley Dead Sheep"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Sheep Incident of 1968 when VX nerve gas drifted 30 miles off course and killed ranchers sheep. In fact, all animal life in the area died and was carted off by the US Army to be buried on base property.
Skull Valley dead sheep
VX took a toll
Gas veered, gas veered
A broken nozzle
Not quite a disaster,
Damage all the same,
Dugway got annoyed
All the ranchers that they paid...
Skull Valley dead sheep,
5000 killed, trucks full
Gas fears, gas fears
Birds dropped, stopped their flying cold
CHASE came thereafter
Money down the drain,
16,000 ft... destroyed?
In steel & concrete frames
VX took a toll
Gas veered, gas veered
A broken nozzle
Not quite a disaster,
Damage all the same,
Dugway got annoyed
All the ranchers that they paid...
Skull Valley dead sheep,
5000 killed, trucks full
Gas fears, gas fears
Birds dropped, stopped their flying cold
CHASE came thereafter
Money down the drain,
16,000 ft... destroyed?
In steel & concrete frames
CHASE was a program to get rid of toxic US Army waste by all means. VX was encased and dumped in the ocean down 3 miles.
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sounds like it was a b-a-a-a-ad time to be a sheep! 455
Jon, you are so baaaaad ;-)
CHASE stands for Cut Holes And Sink 'Em.
Ever see the George C Scott movie "Rage" based on this incident?
No Patrick, but thanks for telling me!
Patrick, I rented "Rage (1972)" last night on Xfinity. It was a good movie. They should remake it. Was disappointed that Dan Logan didn't get to blow up the base or get to the MX3 stores!
Also, loved the AR-7 in the movie: http://www.imfdb.org/images/0/04/Arma7.jpg
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