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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Toothbrush Gets Dismayed"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Touchdown USA"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Toothbrush Gets Dismayed"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Mr. Toothbrush has a bad time...
They used to revere him- Mr. Toothbrush,
but then came Oral B
Sonicare was the final blow;
he’s topped and he's old, now the crap manual!
Bur don't dismay, dear “Mr. Toothbrush”;
can be used in so many ways
Shower hit, cleaner gear
detailer's friend makes grit disappear
There's only one letdown... as used by Gays!!!
"Open wide"
[Mr. Toothbrush]
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but then came Oral B
Sonicare was the final blow;
he’s topped and he's old, now the crap manual!
Bur don't dismay, dear “Mr. Toothbrush”;
can be used in so many ways
Shower hit, cleaner gear
detailer's friend makes grit disappear
There's only one letdown... as used by Gays!!!
"Open wide"
[Mr. Toothbrush]
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seems Mr. Toothbrush became the sh*tty end of the stick 8))
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