In my castle home I sit thinking Donald dear of me
And the Great America of olden days.
And my eyes, they fill with tears as I think back on those years
When there were no Muslims, Mexicans, or gays.

Chorus:
Trump, Trump, Trump! I’ll go to Cleveland,
And in that city I will be enshrined.
And despite the RNC, I’m as great as great can be.
I have said so many, many, many times.

On the battle front I stand against the fiercest charge
Made by that Cuban Canadian Lyin’ Ted.
But I’ll drive him back dismayed with his tail between his legs,
And he never ever more will show his head.

Then it’s on to Hillary, or that socialist Jewee,
Whose name I can’t remember, but what the fig.
She will cower before me, my greatness she will see,
Besides, she is a fat, disgusting, pig.

We will build the greatest wall from Pacific to the Gulf,
And the Chinese will be envious of us.
‘Cause it won’t cost us a dime, ‘twill be built in record time,
And keep us secure from killers and rapists.

I’m intelligent they say, I’m really real smart.
I know what sells, I’ve made a lot of dough.
And with my trophy wife, the third one of my life,
I put it all in the hand of the one who knows. (ME)

Some people say I don’t act like a President,
Like when I said, “Give nukes to our allies.”
But when I am the cho---sen one I will be so
Presidential you won’t even recognize.

I could shoot someone on a New York street,
And everybody would still vote for me.
My changing positions remain always unchanged,
And there’s a cabinet seat for Sarah P.