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Song Parodies -> "They Tried To Railroad Bill"
Original Song Title:
"Railroad Bill"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"They Tried To Railroad Bill"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Written in 1999, about the Republicans' failed attempt to remove President Bill Clinton from office through their trumped up impeachment
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
"Railroad Bill" was a mighty keen plan
For the far right wing did truly hate this man
So they tried to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Getting Bill is their goal for life
While their party implodes from internal strife
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Though they've been trying since '92
Defeating Bill Clinton's what they cannot do
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Used Kenneth Starr to dig up dirt
But when it backfired, only they got hurt
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
They screamed impeachment; screamed for the noose
With Kenneth Starr still out on the loose
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Lost the elections - lost those seats
"Getting" Bill Clinton led to their defeats
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Gingrich was shocked as the G.O.P fell
Saw his right wing agenda go straight to hell
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Gingrich retired in shame and defeat
At the Senate trial, the G.O.P got beat
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
The G.O.P. - well, they're really bad
When the right wing's gone, we'll be really glad
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
"Railroad Bill" was a mighty keen plan
For the far right wing did truly hate this man
So they tried to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Getting Bill is their goal for life
While their party implodes from internal strife
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Though they've been trying since '92
Defeating Bill Clinton's what they cannot do
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Used Kenneth Starr to dig up dirt
But when it backfired, only they got hurt
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
They screamed impeachment; screamed for the noose
With Kenneth Starr still out on the loose
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Lost the elections - lost those seats
"Getting" Bill Clinton led to their defeats
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Gingrich was shocked as the G.O.P fell
Saw his right wing agenda go straight to hell
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
Gingrich retired in shame and defeat
At the Senate trial, the G.O.P got beat
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
The G.O.P. - well, they're really bad
When the right wing's gone, we'll be really glad
Still they try to railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, railroad Bill
The G.O.P. tried, but they never will
Still they try to railroad Bill
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