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Song Parodies -> "The Nifty-Swifty Climber"

Original Song Title:

"The Itsy-Bitsy Spider"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Nifty-Swifty Climber"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Attention diverted from Trump to Trump Tower...
The Nifty-Swifty climber
Trump Tower Fifth Floor mount
Suction cups spawned fame
Brought all the Media out
Out came NYPD
Who learned the wacko's name (Steve)
And the Nifty-Swifty climber
(At the 21st)
Was nabbed by EMS fed-up with his games
Trump sighed with relief
No more gaffes to cause him shame!!!
(For today)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - August 11, 2016 - Report this comment
yeah that was pretty bizarre alright 455

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