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Song Parodies -> "Paris Stinks"
Original Song Title:
"Trick or Treat"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Paris Stinks"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
While Paris claims it is the city of light and love, it's daily dark side isn't so grand.
Paris stinks,
Gendarmes in streets
Feet in piles of sh*t do sink
Metro zone,
Men reek, don't care
Parisian rudeness everywhere
Paris stinks,
Night [1], no hot drinks
Stranger danger is not chic
Fashion jokes,
Wine & cheese affairs
French whores in alley lairs
While Citroens pollute the air...
Gendarmes in streets
Feet in piles of sh*t do sink
Metro zone,
Men reek, don't care
Parisian rudeness everywhere
Paris stinks,
Night [1], no hot drinks
Stranger danger is not chic
Fashion jokes,
Wine & cheese affairs
French whores in alley lairs
While Citroens pollute the air...
[1] Hot drinks seldom served after 9 pm in Paris cafés
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I remember my paternal grandfather always complaining about French hygiene from when he was a GI. When he came into France, he was appalled that most homes had no running water nor toilets. You went in backyard gardens. You cleaned yourself with a bucket of cold water and a brush. Like people in India, most of the French covered their foul body odor with strong perfumes and colognes. Today, roughly 54% of the French don't shower everyday. Most don't wash their hands after using the restroom. However, 88% wash their hands in food preparation!!! And there are still French that bathe only once a week!
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