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Song Parodies -> "The Marathon, Undoable"
Original Song Title:
"America The Beautiful"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Marathon, Undoable"
Parody Written by:
Plumb Bob
The Lyrics
Undoable for changeless miles,
For plantar aches and pains,
For burbled shouts of agony
From lungs abused by strain.
The marathon! The marathon!
Knobs shred on graceless knees.
I pound and trudge through mud and sludge,
Through weeds and and vines and leaves!
Undoable for hilly streets,
For turns and drastic crests,
For thoroughfares with freakin' creeps
Who toss out filthy jests!
The marathon! The marathon!
Clods bend my every thought,
I squirm and scold this hellish stroll,
My withered lead is lost!
Undoable for weirdo studs
Who live to race with pride,
Who snort and yell then bunch and nudge,
The jerks distort my stride!
The marathon! The marathon!
My odds of gold decline,
Which mauls my quest for boastfulness,
My ebbing fame maligned!
Undoable, though stadium's seen,
The street resounds with cheers.
My haltin' dash for winning's creamed,
Bedimmed by loomin' fears!
The marathon! The marathon!
Odd dread embraces me.
I bound on foot to cluttered woods
To pee my pining pee!
For plantar aches and pains,
For burbled shouts of agony
From lungs abused by strain.
The marathon! The marathon!
Knobs shred on graceless knees.
I pound and trudge through mud and sludge,
Through weeds and and vines and leaves!
Undoable for hilly streets,
For turns and drastic crests,
For thoroughfares with freakin' creeps
Who toss out filthy jests!
The marathon! The marathon!
Clods bend my every thought,
I squirm and scold this hellish stroll,
My withered lead is lost!
Undoable for weirdo studs
Who live to race with pride,
Who snort and yell then bunch and nudge,
The jerks distort my stride!
The marathon! The marathon!
My odds of gold decline,
Which mauls my quest for boastfulness,
My ebbing fame maligned!
Undoable, though stadium's seen,
The street resounds with cheers.
My haltin' dash for winning's creamed,
Bedimmed by loomin' fears!
The marathon! The marathon!
Odd dread embraces me.
I bound on foot to cluttered woods
To pee my pining pee!
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