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Song Parodies -> "Homestead 11/20"

Original Song Title:

"Carol of the Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Homestead 11/20"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is a parody of "Carol of the Bells", recapping the 2016 Ford EcoBoost 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway, in which Jimmie Johnson secured his record-tying seventh NASCAR Cup championship.
The final race
Of NASCAR's Chase
One round to go
It's a four-man show
Forty go for broke
Last race for Smoke
Who's going to win?
All place their bets
The stakes are set
Jimmie's in the back
Ready for attack
From 40th place
To win the race
Lap 32
Harvick is screwed
But on Lap 36
Carl's tail he kicks
Moving through the field
Refusing to yield
Who's running great?
Driver forty-eight
Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie Johnson
Then the 42
Comes into view
At blazing speed
Larson's in the lead
(2nd part)
He's not in the Chase
But trying to win the race
Fifteen to go
Now the cars are slow
Wreck for the 32
Dylan Lupton's screwed
Larson's in first
But Edwards gets the worst
The 19 crashes
Truex is wrecked
Oh, what the heck
Could possibly be worse?
I guess Newman's cursed
Under the red flag
Race in the bag
For the 42
But he'll be screwed
With two to go
Stealing the show
Is the all-time great
In the 48
Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie Johnson
Making history
With his victory
Writing his tale
Tying Richard and Dale
(Rick Allen: Jimmie Johnson is now a seven-time NASCAR Cup Series champion!)

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Kate - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
I hate Jimmie Johnson

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