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Song Parodies -> "Midgets Tripping"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Midgets Tripping"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

After being laughed at for so long, these people are gonna pay!
Midgets tripping on an open wire,
Right after they made a pose,
All the laughing being heard for the ire,
They would all yell out "What the hell?"

All of us like watching midgets squirming so long,
We point at them from afar
One of these days those midgets will explode
Their sanity will soon implode

Look at all those carnage they've made;
By the time the police arrive they got away
So in the end the midgets will make us pay...
The full price for the entertainment they have made

So each time a squeegee man comes by,
From a place far away,
Although he's been seen many times, no one mind,
Each time this man will want you to pay
For each dollar, you're encouraging them, like Adam Sandler.

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Jonathan - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
reminds me of a "King Of Queens" episode, where a midget steals Doug's wallet, supposedly because Doug put a stop to the little dude flirting with Carrie (Doug's wife.) 5s

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