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Song Parodies -> "Onward, Eggnog Drinkers"
Original Song Title:
"Onward, Christian Soldiers"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Onward, Eggnog Drinkers"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Only 8 more months...!!!
Onward, eggnog drinkers,
Drinking as before,
Although eggnog's not with us
In any of our stores!
It's not a disaster,
Only months to go,
We can still make homemade,
If we feel too low!
(Chorus)
Onward, eggnog drinkers,
Drinking as before,
Although eggnog's not with is,
In any of our stores!
No more Southern Comfort
Black box luxury
On, then, eggnog drinkers
In 8 months we'll receive (relief)
Favorite drink of Winter
Worthy of all praise,
Always stocked at Walmart
Enjoyed for 100 days (est)
(Chorus)
Jon & I be mighty thirsty
Will be the first to shop
In the dairy aisle
Eggnog, baskets topped!
We get so excited,
Come the holidays,
Time for eggnog shoppin'
Quick now! No delay!
(Chorus)
Onward through the slow months
Though desire be strong,
We still have our sodas,
Nothing can go wrong!
Still thirst for Southern Comfort
Mugs of eggnog supreme
Gallons of that thick stuff
We dream, we dream, we dream...
Until the first October week
(Chorus)
Drinking as before,
Although eggnog's not with us
In any of our stores!
It's not a disaster,
Only months to go,
We can still make homemade,
If we feel too low!
(Chorus)
Onward, eggnog drinkers,
Drinking as before,
Although eggnog's not with is,
In any of our stores!
No more Southern Comfort
Black box luxury
On, then, eggnog drinkers
In 8 months we'll receive (relief)
Favorite drink of Winter
Worthy of all praise,
Always stocked at Walmart
Enjoyed for 100 days (est)
(Chorus)
Jon & I be mighty thirsty
Will be the first to shop
In the dairy aisle
Eggnog, baskets topped!
We get so excited,
Come the holidays,
Time for eggnog shoppin'
Quick now! No delay!
(Chorus)
Onward through the slow months
Though desire be strong,
We still have our sodas,
Nothing can go wrong!
Still thirst for Southern Comfort
Mugs of eggnog supreme
Gallons of that thick stuff
We dream, we dream, we dream...
Until the first October week
(Chorus)
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I remember when a local bakery would produce what they called "Irish Soda Bread" for a week or so in March. They went out of business. I tried a couple of recipes from a book, but the product didn't even come close.
Thanks Patrick, did a quick Google search and it looks good. There's even a Preservation Society for it!!!
Hey Jon, did you miss this one?
^ I did, initially, just now read it! and october can't get here fast enough! :) 5s
Glad it appealed to you. I miss SC already...
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