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Song Parodies -> "Eight LIttle Noldor"
Original Song Title:
"Ten Little Indians"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Eight LIttle Noldor"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Anyone who has read "The Silmarillion" by J.R.R. Tolkien will instantly recognize who are the protagonists.
Eight little Noldor fleeing the Elven Heaven
One gets in fight with a balrog and then there were seven
Seven little Noldor looking for some kicks
Went to attack Doriath and then there were six
Six little Noldor still all alive
Went to rob a Silmaril and then there were five
Five little Noldor invading Dior's hall
One gets in duel with Dior and then there were four
Four little Noldor at Sirion on killing spree
One gets whacked by Sindar and then there were three
Three little Noldor the Elven kin slew
One gets slain himself and then there were two
Two little Noldor the Silmarils have won
One jumps into a fiery chasm and then there was one
One little Noldo now sings sad alone
He's lost somewhere in Middle-Earth and then there were none
One gets in fight with a balrog and then there were seven
Seven little Noldor looking for some kicks
Went to attack Doriath and then there were six
Six little Noldor still all alive
Went to rob a Silmaril and then there were five
Five little Noldor invading Dior's hall
One gets in duel with Dior and then there were four
Four little Noldor at Sirion on killing spree
One gets whacked by Sindar and then there were three
Three little Noldor the Elven kin slew
One gets slain himself and then there were two
Two little Noldor the Silmarils have won
One jumps into a fiery chasm and then there was one
One little Noldo now sings sad alone
He's lost somewhere in Middle-Earth and then there were none
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