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Song Parodies -> "Funny Smells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Funny Smells"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Some foul odors we all hate...
(Chorus)
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Stinky socks
Halitosis mouths
Bad fish sat out for awhile
In the road there's
A rotting dead carcass
A skunk that's hiding
Cars methane gassing
Wet dog is oh so vile
And on every
Street corner you'll smell
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Sewer gas in the night
Feces didn't flush right
Farts unheard wafting
Add some cooking gone wrong (probably the Wong's)
Decomposers
Asparagus (or broccoli) for lunch
Strong bud is tough
Rotten food spoiling
And above all
The stench of nursing home hell, you may smell
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Use Fabreze and spray it away!
Garbage dump and throw it away!
See a Dentist to kill the decay!
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Stinky socks
Halitosis mouths
Bad fish sat out for awhile
In the road there's
A rotting dead carcass
A skunk that's hiding
Cars methane gassing
Wet dog is oh so vile
And on every
Street corner you'll smell
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Sewer gas in the night
Feces didn't flush right
Farts unheard wafting
Add some cooking gone wrong (probably the Wong's)
Decomposers
Asparagus (or broccoli) for lunch
Strong bud is tough
Rotten food spoiling
And above all
The stench of nursing home hell, you may smell
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Funny smells, funny smells
Must wear a mask to avoid sniffing
Some foul things, odors lingering
In the road, fridge, or morgue is decay
Use Fabreze and spray it away!
Garbage dump and throw it away!
See a Dentist to kill the decay!
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what did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells. 455
Don't want to be nosey, but I smell fives!
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