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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Lone Star Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Lone Star Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the second day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the third day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Eleven barbacoas,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Twelve Dr. Peppers,
Eleven barbacoas,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the second day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the third day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Eleven barbacoas,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Texan gave to me,
Twelve Dr. Peppers,
Eleven barbacoas,
INDEPENDENCE!!!
Nine wild horses,
Eight kolaches,
Seven Texas Rangers,
Six Shiner Bocks,
Five Lone Star flags!
Four cowboy boots, three briskets, two longhorn cows, and a gun in a tumbleweed.
©2017 by Michael W. McVey
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Dark Helmet: "LONESTAR!!!" This was a fun take on the 12 Days of Christmas! Do a Halloween version and join me on the dark side!
Clever, fun take on the song
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