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Song Parodies -> "A Happy Jappy Xmas"
Original Song Title:
"A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Happy Jappy Xmas"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Christmas in Japan! I listed many of the things the Japanese do differently than the West. Enjoy! Note: Jappy is only used to fit the OS title. Not to be taken as any racial slur. After all, the Japanese were German allies in WW2!
Here's to a Happy Jappy Xmas
Christians no longer fear
Strawberry shortcake and Godzilla remakes
Eat KFC and share some beers
Here's to a Happy Jappy Xmas
Give co-workers tasty treats
Trees with LED glow
Electronic Santas at storefronts greet
Oseibo!*
Gotta shop, you know
For friends and family
See the Candy Parade
Have a Euro Market spending spree
Here's to a Happy Jappy Xmas
It's a weird time of the year
Might be sappy
But still it's a Happy
Jappy Xmas this year!
Christians no longer fear
Strawberry shortcake and Godzilla remakes
Eat KFC and share some beers
Here's to a Happy Jappy Xmas
Give co-workers tasty treats
Trees with LED glow
Electronic Santas at storefronts greet
Oseibo!*
Gotta shop, you know
For friends and family
See the Candy Parade
Have a Euro Market spending spree
Here's to a Happy Jappy Xmas
It's a weird time of the year
Might be sappy
But still it's a Happy
Jappy Xmas this year!
* Oseibo: work culture tradition of giving co-workers gifts
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I have heard that some Jews have a tradition of eating at Chinese restaurants on Christmas. I assume they do not go for the Shrimp Lo Mein or Sweet and Sour Pork. I usually go to a movie on Christmas, but I've already seen "Darkest Hour", and everything else looks like comic books.
Merry Christmas, Robert-San! 5s
Thanks guys and Merry Christmas!
Go-go-go (5, 5, 5) Rob-san, soshute (and) Merry Christmas to you!!!!!!!! At least in Okinawa, Christmas wasn't so much of a holiday with them as it was for us, eh, ex-pats serving in uniform! New Year's Day, though, was a bigger thing, with many folks creating a decoration of an orange and a couple other pieces of fruit for their car's front grille. But for those of us who know the REAL reason for Christmas, it's one of the greatest days of the year. Merry Christmas, everybody!
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