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Song Parodies -> "I Really Don’t Like Eels"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed Be the God of Israel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Really Don’t Like Eels"

Parody Written by:

E. S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

Oddly enough, I really like land snakes
I really don’t like eels
Those fish give me the creeps
I really don’t like sea snakes
That roam beneath the deeps
Now chefs will speak of flavor
Of some well-seasoned feast
But I shall speak of horror
Those fish give me no peace

Their body’s one big muscle
The texture I abhor
Their teeth are sharp and many
Like beasts from Predator
They could be dead or living
Thin, Conger, or Moray
Yet from Anguilliformes
I wish to stay away

Imagine if you’re swimming
And something rubs your thigh
It’s smooth and strong and slimy
You dive down to see why
And then a jaw attacks you
Its eyes and head you see
I bet you would hate eels
And soon agree with me

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2Eagle - December 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Eels aren't kosher but this parody is.

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