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Song Parodies -> "MILF-Man Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Milk Man Blues"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"MILF-Man Blues"
Parody Written by:
Farmer Milt
The Lyrics
Well, they call me the milk man
Drink 'bout four sweet quarts a day
Yeah, they call me the milk man
Café's always con leche
But lately lady lechery
Has been foamin' my latte
Well, I watch the milk maids
Give bulgin' udders a tug
Yeah, I gawk at milk maids
And I watch their bulgin' jugs
Them vessels holds what I want
In my concupiscent mug
But them gals is vestals
Yeah, they're kinda immature
Yeah, them gals is vestals,
And they're just like skim fer sure
Oh, I like 'em ven'rable
Go for that full-fat allure
Well, they call me the MILF man
Think 'bout forty-four's the way
They bawl, "He's the MILF man
Don't want no calf when down he'll lay!
You know, whole-milk heaven's
havin' a heifer in the hay
Drink 'bout four sweet quarts a day
Yeah, they call me the milk man
Café's always con leche
But lately lady lechery
Has been foamin' my latte
Well, I watch the milk maids
Give bulgin' udders a tug
Yeah, I gawk at milk maids
And I watch their bulgin' jugs
Them vessels holds what I want
In my concupiscent mug
But them gals is vestals
Yeah, they're kinda immature
Yeah, them gals is vestals,
And they're just like skim fer sure
Oh, I like 'em ven'rable
Go for that full-fat allure
Well, they call me the MILF man
Think 'bout forty-four's the way
They bawl, "He's the MILF man
Don't want no calf when down he'll lay!
You know, whole-milk heaven's
havin' a heifer in the hay
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