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Song Parodies -> "My Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Terry Conch
The Lyrics
My nuts roasting on an open fire,
The smell nipping on my nose,
Can feel the pain heightened by my ire,
The smoke dressed all the flaming "toes".
Everybody wants some jerky and some jiggy Joes,
Got to quell the season's hype.
Blood sausage will come out by the flow,
Will find it nice to eat tonight.
You know that Fanta's on the way;
It's loaded lots of fizz and sugar by the way.
With every hyper child is going to cry,
To see if they can really learn how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from around 69,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very flaming Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from around 69,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very flaming Christmas to you
The smell nipping on my nose,
Can feel the pain heightened by my ire,
The smoke dressed all the flaming "toes".
Everybody wants some jerky and some jiggy Joes,
Got to quell the season's hype.
Blood sausage will come out by the flow,
Will find it nice to eat tonight.
You know that Fanta's on the way;
It's loaded lots of fizz and sugar by the way.
With every hyper child is going to cry,
To see if they can really learn how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from around 69,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very flaming Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from around 69,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very flaming Christmas to you
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