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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of Car Hoards"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days Of Car Hoards"
Parody Written by:
Parody Beast
The Lyrics
How fun can car hoards be?
On the 1st day of car hoards, I found these next to me
A car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 2nd day of car hoards, I found these next to me
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 3rd day of car hoards, I found these next to me
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 4th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 5th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 6th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 7th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 8th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 9th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 10th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 11th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
11 cash prizes,
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 12th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
12 plays at tournaments,
11 cash prizes,
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
AND A CAR THAT IS SOLD AT BARRETT JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
A car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 2nd day of car hoards, I found these next to me
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 3rd day of car hoards, I found these next to me
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 4th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 5th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 6th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 7th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 8th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 9th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 10th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 11th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
11 cash prizes,
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
And a car that is sold at Barrett Jackson!
On the 12th day of car hoards, I found these next to me
12 plays at tournaments,
11 cash prizes,
10 outrun games,
9 bank robbers,
8 police chases,
7 hot rods,
6 car hoarders,
5 escape tricks!
4 Bulldozers,
3 speed machines,
2 car crashes,
AND A CAR THAT IS SOLD AT BARRETT JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
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