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Song Parodies -> "Papa's Rush (Round 1)"
Original Song Title:
"Hush Little Baby"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Papa's Rush (Round 1)"
Parody Written by:
Parody Beast
The Lyrics
Time to show the wrath of what Papa can or Cannot bring.
Hush, little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna get you the big parole
And if that parole fails to run
Papa's gonna buy you a machine gun
And if that machine gun doesn't fire
Papa's gonna buy you a big fat liar
And if that big fat liar tells truth
Papa's gonna buy you a Baby Ruth
And if that Baby Ruth don't bat
Papa's gonna buy you a brand new cat
And if that cat says it's over
Papa's gonna pull you up in a Rover
And if that Rover makes S1MBA cry
Papa's gonna buy you a cat in white
And if that cat in white is fired
Papa's gonna buy you some new attire
And if that attire turns to peas
Papa's gonna make you grow some weeds
And if those weeds make you smoke them
Papa's gonna grab you some cannabis
And if that cannabis makes you puke
Papa's gonna take you home in a Uber
And if that Uber fails to turn up
Papa's gonna take you to Area 51
And if Area 51 is real
You'd be abducted by the aliens!
Papa's gonna get you the big parole
And if that parole fails to run
Papa's gonna buy you a machine gun
And if that machine gun doesn't fire
Papa's gonna buy you a big fat liar
And if that big fat liar tells truth
Papa's gonna buy you a Baby Ruth
And if that Baby Ruth don't bat
Papa's gonna buy you a brand new cat
And if that cat says it's over
Papa's gonna pull you up in a Rover
And if that Rover makes S1MBA cry
Papa's gonna buy you a cat in white
And if that cat in white is fired
Papa's gonna buy you some new attire
And if that attire turns to peas
Papa's gonna make you grow some weeds
And if those weeds make you smoke them
Papa's gonna grab you some cannabis
And if that cannabis makes you puke
Papa's gonna take you home in a Uber
And if that Uber fails to turn up
Papa's gonna take you to Area 51
And if Area 51 is real
You'd be abducted by the aliens!
Just to let you know, Papa is not God.
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