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Song Parodies -> "I Wish Trump Would Go Home"
Original Song Title:
"Gee, Mom, I Want to Go Home"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish Trump Would Go Home"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
This song has been traced back to a Canadian soldier in World War I, and was popularized in America by Huddie Ledbetter, a.k.a. Lead Belly. My generation knows it from an adaptation from the TV show "M*A*S*H."
Oh, the newsmen in America
he calls our stories faked.
Our bosses will not let us
tell viewers he's half-baked!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the doctors in America
we try to save your life.
But even Trump got COVID
his son and, yes, his wife!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the soldiers in America
we're "suckers," that he said
He sold out to Putin.
A bounty's on my head!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the singers in America
we're told, "Shut up and sing."
But he's an entertainer.
They let him do anything!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the children in America
we say he's mighty mean.
He's wrecked our school and summer
and now our Halloween!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the seniors in America
say he's too much to bear.
He's coming for our Social
Security and Medicare!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the white evangelicals
they say he gives them wins.
But all he ever gives us
is the Seven Deadly Sins!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the golfers in America
we thought he would be neat.
He's wrecked our reputations
by being such a cheat!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the shoppers in America
we think he's mighty foul.
We're out of toilet paper
and out of paper towels!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the athletes in America
we win a championship
but won't go to the White House
to hear him give us lip!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, policemen in America
he's with us all the way
except when we need someone
to give us better pay!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the business lords of U.S.A.
yes, even we will curse.
He may have cut our taxes
but killed our customers!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the agents of the FBI
we're joining in this tune.
We're coming for him on
Inauguration Day at noon!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, living in America
is such a rotten task.
If Trump's so damn terrific
how come I wear a mask?
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the voters in America
no patience left to spare.
That's why we'll all be voting
for Joe from Delaware!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go
But he don't wanna go
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
he calls our stories faked.
Our bosses will not let us
tell viewers he's half-baked!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the doctors in America
we try to save your life.
But even Trump got COVID
his son and, yes, his wife!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the soldiers in America
we're "suckers," that he said
He sold out to Putin.
A bounty's on my head!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the singers in America
we're told, "Shut up and sing."
But he's an entertainer.
They let him do anything!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the children in America
we say he's mighty mean.
He's wrecked our school and summer
and now our Halloween!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the seniors in America
say he's too much to bear.
He's coming for our Social
Security and Medicare!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the white evangelicals
they say he gives them wins.
But all he ever gives us
is the Seven Deadly Sins!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the golfers in America
we thought he would be neat.
He's wrecked our reputations
by being such a cheat!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the shoppers in America
we think he's mighty foul.
We're out of toilet paper
and out of paper towels!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the athletes in America
we win a championship
but won't go to the White House
to hear him give us lip!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, policemen in America
he's with us all the way
except when we need someone
to give us better pay!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the business lords of U.S.A.
yes, even we will curse.
He may have cut our taxes
but killed our customers!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the agents of the FBI
we're joining in this tune.
We're coming for him on
Inauguration Day at noon!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, living in America
is such a rotten task.
If Trump's so damn terrific
how come I wear a mask?
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
Oh, the voters in America
no patience left to spare.
That's why we'll all be voting
for Joe from Delaware!
Oh, I don't want no more of Donald Trump!
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go
But he don't wanna go
Gee, ma, I wish he'd go home!
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I wish you actually had a working brain and sense of humor instead of just mindlessly spewing delusional leftard narratives all the time; but I guess we're both doomed to be disappointed.
Who are these 13 people who don’t like you?
Mask mandates and business shutdowns were ordered by state governors or city officials. Trump was against them. Pay for police officers is not a responsibility of the President. The President calls for schools to reopen. He does not have the authority to open them. That is the responsibility of state or local boards of education. It's called federalism/checks and balances. That's the way it is supposed to be. We don't want one man to be in charge of everything. Check out the history of 1913, the year everything started to go to hell. Not taught in schools anymore. That was one of my reasons for voting for Trump in 2016: the media and the congress would not let him get away with anything too destructive. Hillary would have had carte blanche to do anything she wanted. Biden will for a few weeks until Pelosi invokes the 25th Amendment and installs Kamala Harris as unrestrained dictatress. On a local note, Kansas City, Missouri has just hired a guy from New Jersey to be City Manager.
Patrick, were you born this stupid, or did you have to work for years to reach such a level of moronics?
Nice effort, I got 13 1's on mine too. It's a parody, they should really just relax. I think we both struck a nerve. Those 1's are as good as 5's to me. Can we relieve our lives after Trump?
America, where the victims wear masks while its most prominent criminal doesn't. Another song I couldn't recall without looking up (this place is turning into a research project). Really good attention to its structure. Three 5s.
My one upside is that I'm not Jeff from Richmond.
That's Qanon level insanity, Patrick. Although I don't know you on a personal level, whether Trump wins or loses, I truly am heartbroken for you and others who have come to this.
As originally written, and until 1913, State legislatures elected the Senate. There was no income tax. Congress had the authority to regulate the dollar. All this was taken away by the Progressive movement. Some say the amendment guaranteeing the vote to women was a step backwards as well. I haven't gone for that yet. The President may advocate for reopening schools or higher pay for police. But that is simply exercising his 1st Amendment rights. It is not his job or authority. Will continue later.
Can anyone tell me what Biden would have done differently about the virus? Fauci opposed masks at first, in part because there were not enough to go around, and they would have gone the way of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. Capitalism quickly filled the gap. Excluding visitors from China and Europe would have been effective, if done sooner, but that would be "xenophobic". Americans don't like being told what to do. There will be resistance. The rules were a mish-mash of stupidity and contradictions. Happens whenever government gets involved in anything. The rulers in Russia, North Korea, China, Iran, Saudi Arabia are not nice guys. They are always on the lookout for weaknesses they can exploit. They have no concept of what most Americans would call "morality". While Trump was negotiating with Kim Jung Un, a petulant child with the capability of throwing a nuclear temper tantrum, Trump's legislature was trying to remove him from office simply because they don't like his style. How does one make deals and enforce threats under those circumstances? As long as we have paper ballots and some form of voter identification, no foreign power can "hack" our elections. Planting fake news on Facebook only affirms what the viewer already believes. I don't think it changes anybody's mind. Trump should have worked more closely with Putin, a nominal Christian, to deal with the threat of Islamist terror. There is no reason we should be at war with Russia, or China. Trump showed great restraint in avoiding a war with Iran. Some of the more capitalist Arab states are negotiating trade deals with Israel. That is a very good thing. I remember 1968. That was the year when it became unsafe to walk where I once could walk. Electoral politics on TV became violent. Today the news showed stores in Kansas City covering their windows in anticipation of riots over the election results. Something is deeply wrong, and it goes beyond Trump's mouth, Biden's brain, or even abortion and AR-15's. There is nothing the political system can do about it. Unfortunately they will feel compelled to do something. It's going to be an interesting couple of weeks.
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