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Song Parodies -> "JD Bans Me"
Original Song Title:
"The Holly And The Ivy"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"JD Bans Me"
Parody Written by:
Parody Beast
The Lyrics
When Tier 4 affects JD....
JD was out of offers, so I handed out the cash,
to the staff members who left the building to just go to a Tier 4!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people to get out of the Camden store,
and I just told the workers there to get the take from stacks!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that a war has been declared
and I just told the workers there that the war wasn't really there!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that a gangsta's in the house
and I just told the workers there to steal all that he could do!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that police raided the store
and I just told the workers there to arrest me on the spot!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that I was going towards bust
and I just told the workers there that the lockup was only fake!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people call the cops to get away!
and I just told the workers there they didn't take my money!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people the gangs rolled towards the town,
and I just told the workers there the police has spooked the world!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that there is no more to say
and I just told the workers there, I was banned for 3 more days!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
Camden was now in Tier 4, so JD now had to close!
The ban was raised from the 3 days to the length of the way chose!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
to the staff members who left the building to just go to a Tier 4!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people to get out of the Camden store,
and I just told the workers there to get the take from stacks!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that a war has been declared
and I just told the workers there that the war wasn't really there!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that a gangsta's in the house
and I just told the workers there to steal all that he could do!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that police raided the store
and I just told the workers there to arrest me on the spot!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that I was going towards bust
and I just told the workers there that the lockup was only fake!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people call the cops to get away!
and I just told the workers there they didn't take my money!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people the gangs rolled towards the town,
and I just told the workers there the police has spooked the world!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
The staff members told people that there is no more to say
and I just told the workers there, I was banned for 3 more days!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
Camden was now in Tier 4, so JD now had to close!
The ban was raised from the 3 days to the length of the way chose!
Oh, JD Sports, forsake all the money you have made,
from working in the Camden store to get more than half the take!
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