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Song Parodies -> "Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Inspired by a sports headline about the Yankees-Red Sox brawl during Game 3 of the ALCS. As sung by fans of the home team:
Take him out of the brawl game.
Take him out; we're not cowed.
High and tight heaters, and chins got waxed.
Batter beaned, let that pitcher get axed.
Crowd, let's hoot, hoot, hoot at the foes' team.
Get punches in; that's their aim.
He's supposed to throw strikes,
Not punches at this ball game.
Take him out; we're not cowed.
High and tight heaters, and chins got waxed.
Batter beaned, let that pitcher get axed.
Crowd, let's hoot, hoot, hoot at the foes' team.
Get punches in; that's their aim.
He's supposed to throw strikes,
Not punches at this ball game.
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Good one...except I'm for the Sox not the Yanks.
William--I think this is great, but also I'm wanting to tell you I like your title "Mangle Bill"--to Jingle Bells--the titles you come up with are pretty amazing.
Thanks... my parody was only inspired by the news headline, and not meant to take sides between New York or Boston.
Thank you, Royce. I almost always start with a good song title before I start writing my parody lyrics in earnest. On rare occasions, I'll change the title by the time I'm through, if I think it's funnier than my original concept.
just note that Pedro didn't punch Zimmer, he kinda more like body slammed him... lol
Will - Short song, but sweet just the same. Appropriate for the playoffs. Who am I rooting for? Bill Sianis' goat, of course. Cubs, one win from the series. Two games left. Will it be the Cubs or the goat?
It started out okay, but... wait, I wasn't paying attention. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, that Samuel Clemens guy threw at my head! He's a killer! Not like my homey Pedro!
Manny...
Yes, Samuel Clemens threw eye level to you, nice job ducking...
P.S.: Your homey Pedro is also a good bowler. He got a strike using the Buddha
Yes, Samuel Clemens threw eye level to you, nice job ducking...
P.S.: Your homey Pedro is also a good bowler. He got a strike using the Buddha
Great parody! I'm glad you're doing some non-political parodies for a change--if I see another parody about "Dubya" I am going to hurl (j/k).
Samuel Clemens? Don't ya mean Roger Clemens? Samuel Clemens was the real name of author Mark Twain, I thought we all knew that ;)
That's the point, nnnag: Manny probably doesn't know it. He's a moron. He's got a ten-million-dollar bat and a five-cent head. In fact, he's gonna be a rapper. Call himself 5 Cent. And Pedro can be Snoop Egg-Sucking Dogg. Nomar can call himself Hammpty Hump. He's already got the nose. Like Andy Pettitte doesn't, but he's also got the rings!
And have you seen my man Posada's ears?
Thank god the Red Sox didn't beat up the Yanks for that! LOL;D
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