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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Treksmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Treksmas"
Parody Written by:
David Westbay
The Lyrics
For you Star Trek fans out there....
On the first day of Treksmas my true love gave to me,
the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the second day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the third day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fourth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fifth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the sixth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the seventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eighth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the ninth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the tenth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eleventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the twelfth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve warp cores breaching,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the second day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the third day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fourth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fifth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the sixth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the seventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eighth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the ninth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the tenth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eleventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the twelfth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve warp cores breaching,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
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Hi Dave. Welcome. Ain't this fun?
Hi Rick. Yeah, this is fun! I'll have to try another one sometime.
Having fun is what it's all about! Is this your first parody here, Dave?
Warp factor four is all you'll get from this reviewer. It's only logical.
You should have broken with the original and took it up to 47, as it is now I´m with Pacholek here: May the 4s be with you.
Yes, this is my first parody here. Rick Duncan is the person who told me about this place. I don't know whether to thank him or not. ;-) As for "only" getting warp factor 4, I'll take it for my first effort. :-) Thanks for the feedback!
Hey, don't blame me! You wrote it. (By the way, I got the "47" reference when I was trying to sleep, and all these parodies are buzzing in my head.)
Rick: Glad to hear that you got the "47" reference. As a hardcore Trekker I´m dropping'em as often as I can. :-)
We´ve got week #47 coming up shortly and I´m sure you´ll do something very funny with it and I´ll look out for it. I got more 47 ideas in my sketchbook myself so there might be more from me too, eventually, though I´m a bit tired of'em right now after having spent all weekend trying to write something good for the upcoming AmiRight Survivor Final against Phil.
A good place to start further investigations about 47:
http://www.pomona.edu/Welcome/Trek/trek.shtml
And for a funny cartoon about Star Trek and the 47 phenomenon:
http://sevtrek.vinyamar.com/archives/s70.jpg
// Peter "K1chyd" Andersson
We´ve got week #47 coming up shortly and I´m sure you´ll do something very funny with it and I´ll look out for it. I got more 47 ideas in my sketchbook myself so there might be more from me too, eventually, though I´m a bit tired of'em right now after having spent all weekend trying to write something good for the upcoming AmiRight Survivor Final against Phil.
A good place to start further investigations about 47:
http://www.pomona.edu/Welcome/Trek/trek.shtml
And for a funny cartoon about Star Trek and the 47 phenomenon:
http://sevtrek.vinyamar.com/archives/s70.jpg
// Peter "K1chyd" Andersson
Cute, Dave! Now that you are no longer a parody virgin, you'll have to do more!
This parody is somewhat logical, but quite irregular.
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