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Song Parodies -> "Hail To The Thief"
Original Song Title:
"Hail To The Chief"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hail To The Thief"
Parody Written by:
Lydia Theys
The Lyrics
Hail to the Thief, for he stole the darn election,
Claims he's not guilty, since he was in the gym (when it happened),
Hail Katherine Harris, he needed her protection,
Hail to the Justices, who stalled counts for him.
He had Baker and Hughes talk with reporters every mornin',
Never spoke to the nation, but had Cheney there instead,
It makes you wonder what happens when he's sworn in,
How many hands can fit in one puppet's head? (repeat verses)
Claims he's not guilty, since he was in the gym (when it happened),
Hail Katherine Harris, he needed her protection,
Hail to the Justices, who stalled counts for him.
He had Baker and Hughes talk with reporters every mornin',
Never spoke to the nation, but had Cheney there instead,
It makes you wonder what happens when he's sworn in,
How many hands can fit in one puppet's head? (repeat verses)
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