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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Hates Donny"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Loves Me"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Hates Donny"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Jesus hates him, this I know,
For selling Bibles to his hoes
Hell is where he belongs
He can't stop doing wrong
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
Jesus hates him for his lies
His magaTs buy bull with pride
Rich selling Bibles is sin
Not sold, they should be given
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
Jesus hates him, this I know,
Read hotel Bible for show
The room where he did porn queen
The place where he banged Stormy
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
For selling Bibles to his hoes
Hell is where he belongs
He can't stop doing wrong
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
Jesus hates him for his lies
His magaTs buy bull with pride
Rich selling Bibles is sin
Not sold, they should be given
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
Jesus hates him, this I know,
Read hotel Bible for show
The room where he did porn queen
The place where he banged Stormy
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo
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surprised he didn't try selling the Bibles for $666
If you're going to post crap like this, at least give us a courtesy flush.
Randhole.
Anyone else have a Dump face toilet brush like eeL has?
eeL worships Satan!
Im guessing Jesus aint too keen on Joe Biden using the day he arose from the dead to promote one of the most deranged and satanic movements in the history of humanity, either
No eel don't worship Satan, eeL just wants Donnie take a Satanic dump on eeL's face!
You have some weird fetish eel.
It's very uncool to pose as eeL and say asinine things.
Besides, everyone knows Donnie is too old for eeL. eeL likes them under 12!
False witness against thy neighbor is a serious sin. Those posing as eeL and typing falsehoods in his name will be karmically reprimanded.
So are those posing as god.
Someone posting as God while correctly representing a Godly principle is alright to me.
(in Scottish accent) to the despicably phony lad who says eeL likes them under 12 and wants death to America, don't you think you better rephrase that?
I know they're true but still, aye!
It is so pitifully small to pose as another using the exact same name. Show some creativity.
Based on what Dump said about John McCain, we could expect him to say this about Jesus: "He's a hero because he was crucified? I like guys who weren't crucified."
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