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Song Parodies -> "Burger King"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Burger King"
Parody Written by:
Have It Your Way
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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There's no reason to keep feeding the trolls who churn out these worthless efforts and then bask in the negative attention.
You must be new here. This is the work of GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, a double-digit IQ poster who incorporates whatever catches his attention at the moment into his favorite geezer song and posts it here. From what I’ve seen, he puts more effort into digging up bits of my past critiques than he does actually writing the parody, but that’s patently obvious to most of us.
Phil, if you don’t like my parodies don’t read them. In the meantime, try writing commentaries that don’t suck. I have no doubt the vast majority of people on here skip almost every comment you write ‘cause it’s pretty much all the same. Also, I couldn’t help but notice your refusal yet again to acknowledge the subject matter of this entry. Lastly, keep acting offended over the Gary McNamara story twenty-four hours a day. It can only get sadder and your one-person audience’s respect for you will shrink exponentially.
Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.
^^^^^G&GBF, do you have an interest in radio beyond your desire to fellate Gary McNamara? I ask because you seem to get off on playing my greatest hits over and over. The one you copy/pasted above certainly goes back awhile. PS Speaking of “all the same”, I’ll bet more people read my comments than read your “parodies”.
By the way your latest $&@#-post was written, it seems like you failed to comprehend the subject of today’s entry, nor did you allude to it in your comment. Then again, I’m addressing a “philosopher” whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his ‘tard speeches. Attention whore much?
Hey George&GermaineBriantFaggot: This garbage parody is proof that you’re willing to let your opponents say whatever they want, and expose yourself as stupid. This entire parody is a lie. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send. I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.
You most assurdedly did NOT justify your stupid behavior above. We all know beyond any reasonable doubt that you’re triggered by Gary McNamara acting like a cowboy at his high school graduation, 24/7. If you’ve got more attack variations planned against his trademark line, blow ‘em out your ass. I don’t want to hear it. Don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’. As regards, “This entire parody is a lie”: If that’s would you consider commentary, a Joe Biden speech would amuse you for weeks. And for the record, I would turn what you had for breakfast this morning into a “three month long obsession”. Just curious, do I haunt you in your sleep, or is that just your brain telling you to accept the fact that I’m right, and you’re wrong? Seems like you could do better.
Unlike you, my intention was never to bludgeon everyone with the same topic ad nauseam. It’s obvious I hate the “Yee-haw!!”/Gary story, I despise the fact that all you do is add made-up details so you can pretend it’s the greatest and most virtuous thing ever, then act offended when others (not just me) say they’re tired of the story. ChuckyG should stop caring about ad space carpet bombing and should refer to the rules of the website. You know, the same rules that allow for a certain user to constantly repeat a high school anecdote and pawn that off as the most virtuous thing ever, yet do nothing to stop political flame wars or false board votes.
^^^^^Captain Obvious (Phil Ossifer) surprising no one by failing to understand the historical and educational significance of Gary McNamara’s last day of high school. The fact that he even graduated from high school is proof that he’s smarter than Phil Ossifer. And just like you did at the beginning, you make no mention whatsoever of the topic of this parody: Burger King. I’m sure you’ve told your kids how wonderful I am as a person, or maybe you’ve said the opposite. I bet they’ll follow your path and post attack variants against humor when they grow up, Like Phil Ossifer, like son. Again, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?
The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.
The fact that a philosopher like yourself, who uses virtually the same attack variations ev’ry day, sometimes multiple times, would bring up a post that doesn’t have an attack against Gary McNamara may be the smartest thing I’ve ever seen you post. Serious question: have you even listened to a second of any of the songs I’ve parodied? Maybe you could actually take time off from your ’tard postings and listen to Herbie Kay for once, other than what other crap you may listen to on a daily basis. I wish you well with your troll-attacks career. Simple as the day is long…
G&GBF, steal much? You couldn't have come up with anything as clever as this comment war on your own if your life depended on it. Here's hoping it does. Subpar IQ? I'll match mine against yours any day especially since I'm not the one who has to steal comments and ideas from other posters, let alone fixate on some forgotten song from the distant past. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect a Welsh accent from text. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.
We can do this all day, but nobody’s fooled. Your inability to comprehend the greatness of the OS will also give your stance away. Here’s a thought: since you obviously feel the need to bash these entries, why not take the time to listen to the original song? Maybe you wouldn’t have to write bogus stuff like this if you actually took the time to analyze the original song. But you wouldn’t take that advice. We've always known you have no mind of your own, Phil Ossifer. This latest mindless regurgitation of yours proves it. Why strive for excellence when you can rely on others for things like undeserved board votes or continuing a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…
Why would I, or anyone for that matter, take advice from someone who has tried to commit suicide six times? Your inability to write comments that don't have lines you've copied from others plus the fact that you struggle to make good choices regarding basic life decisions are just further proof that you're too stupid to function in normal society. Besides, why do you think I'd care about something that constitutes less than a 1% change? As regards your "challenge", the fact that I can't be bothered to listen to your tacky, tired tune has nothing to do with cowardice, although you posting your turds under other people's names certainly does. Give my stance away? I'm a model of consistency. I've had the same stance since the first day you showed up. And even for a mental patient such as yourself, how much time can it possibly take to transpose a dozen (+/-) words to make another "song"? Seems like your biggest challenge is to outdo your previous efforts in finding the dullest subjects possible (NPR, sugar-free cake etc). Lastly, if you’re obsessed with Gary McNamara’s high school graduation, what does that say about his college graduation? Oh wait, that information doesn’t exist. Never mind. What’s it like to know you’re too stupid to know any music other than great-grandpa music?
Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at doing criticisms. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.
Look, we get it, your diminished mental capacity requires you to constantly repeat songs and ideas, including some of mine, but you fool no one when you post things using my name. Everyone here knows you don’t have anywhere near the creative ability needed to come up with anything original, let alone witty. Maybe you could try posting using a different name. I’d bet Jehova’s Witlesses is available. So, not gonna quit on your Gary obsession? Truth be told, I’m probably not the only user here who doesn’t give a crap. I’m still snickering at the thought of a double-digit IQ poster taking one brief moment of a radio broadcast and expanding it into some Western-themed high school graduation story with horses and hoedowns. The real Gary McNamara wouldn’t even have to bother trying to go along with this fake story, which has more holes in it than Swiss cheese. Do you honestly think you fool anybody with this stuff?
^^^^^Look at little G&GBF go! Copy, paste and modify! If you put that much effort into your parodies…oh, who am I kidding, they’d still be piles of flaming Briants. PS: Take time to analyze the song? The “Happy Birthday” song has more depth.
^^^^^Look at little Poop Officer go! Copy, paste and modify! If you put that much effort into your marital and family relationships…oh, who am I kidding, they’d still be piles of flaming Poop Officers. Like Poop Officer, like son. PS: “Rhythm Steps” has more wit, creativity, originality, importance and depth than any other song ever created.
True to form, you pick up on small things of virtually no consequence but ignore almost every question I’ve posed. Still sounding out the rest of the words or just reluctant to own up to what you actually are?
True to form, you create stupid commentaries of virtually no consequence but ignore almost everything regarding the Gary incident. Still doing attack variants against the Gary story or just reluctant to admit how amazing that moment really was? IIRC it has something to do with cowboys, cheerleaders and masturbation. Wonder what that could possibly be? Darrrrr.
Gotta admit, all the commentary you copied, parsed, pasted and edited etc over the past couple of hours is the most effort you’ve ever put into anything. During your last break from this forum I assumed you had just been playing Rhythm Steps and jerking off to your stupid singular obsession. Also, I never claimed I was unaware of your Gary fixation. Unlike you, who has used the topic for pretty much all of your ten most recent entries, I only talk about it sparingly. A dumb high schooler who acted like a cowboy and jerked off to his cheerleader crush is not a pawn for the title of “Greatest-Thing-Evarrr”. Too bad you don’t have the brain capability to understand that. Exactly what “stance” is being given away because of my alleged inability to comprehend the greatness of your ‘tard anthem? I’m pretty sure you stand alone regarding that opinion. Did I hear an actual wolf in the distance or is that you trying to gin up the “brain issue” again. Seems like you’d actually have to have one to have an issue with it. From what I’ve seen on a cognitive level, you’re pretty much running on the same setup as a starfish. Curious: do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. I know you admire talk show hosts, but I'd bet Gary McNamara would do his level best to avoid being anywhere near you.
You can’t handle the truth. Learn what that means.
Kinda self-explanatory for most people with IQs over 90, but in your case it's probably just another catchphrase you can fixate on in the unlikely event that something would cause you to stop dwelling on Gary McNamara, however unlikely that might be. Whoever wrote "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" never met a MegaTard like you. Interesting that you think I'm offended over the GM word when I've never said any such thing. I just think the whole thing's a stupid, boring story that could only appeal to a stupid, boring person. (Nudge: that'd be you). I've challenged you any number of times to show me the wit and special creativity you claimed was inherent in your ‘tard anthem, and each challenge was met with some second grade retort and no substance. It was also you who claimed that the reason for plague-bombing this song was to stir up interest from academia. So...you're not being inundated by visits from Ivy League music historians? Wanna see my shocked face? And in your world, Gary McNamara is a hero for saying a two-syllable exclamation half a century ago while a two day church fair is full of Anti-Zionist rhetoric? This planet where you delusion-dweller lives on is fascinating! When you fight for your physical existence (like Finland in WWII), you do not count your losses. Did I mention I’m offended by your Gary McNamara story 24/7?
I heard Gary McNamara tried to get ahold of you on your CB and all you could think to say was “Copy that”. Question: do you copy my stuff just to see what decent writing looks like? Heaven knows you’ll never figure it out on your own.
Hey Poop Officer, they are plenty of reasons why the GM story makes total sense, just like there are plenty of reasons why you should listen to “Rhythm Steps”. Obviously you don’t have the brain capacity to understand either of those concepts, so why the hell should I?
Wow, 26 for one! Probably your daily record for spam/posting on a single entry. Still not gonna quit on your Gary obsession? Truth be told, I’m probably not the only user here who doesn’t give a crap. I’m still snickering at the thought of a double-digit IQ poster taking one brief moment of a radio broadcast and expanding it into some Western-themed high school graduation story with horses and hoedowns. The real Gary McNamara wouldn’t even have to bother trying to go along with this fake story, which has more holes in it than Swiss cheese. Do you honestly think you fool anybody with this stuff?
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