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Song Parodies -> "Kris Lindahl Real Estate"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Kris Lindahl Real Estate"
Parody Written by:
A Monkey Full of Rooms
The Lyrics
Dedicated to the world’s most prolific billboard advertiser/world-class attention whore Kris Lindahl and his obsession with pooping out eight billion advertisements on billboards in the Northern United States. If you live anywhere near the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Rochester area you know what I’m talking about.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That billboard is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That billboard is bound to get you,
Billboard, billboard, billboard, billboard, billboard...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kris Lindahl,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kris Lindahl,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kris Lindahl,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl!
(vocal trio)
Kris Lindahl,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kris Lindahl,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kris Lindahl,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl, whoa!
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That billboard is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That billboard is bound to get you,
Billboard, billboard, billboard, billboard, billboard...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kris Lindahl,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kris Lindahl,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kris Lindahl,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl!
(vocal trio)
Kris Lindahl,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kris Lindahl,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kris Lindahl,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl, whoa!
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
Kris Lindahl,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Billboards with him you see,
Let’s use Kris Lindahl, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Nice copy/paste! You keep that kinda thing up and…you’ll go nowhere. Something tells me that’s been proved dozens of times to you, but like always, the point escapes you because Darrrrrrr.
I wish we could show pictures on here. I’d love to see that huge array of sock puppets that you use to take the place of the friends and family you lack. Do you use other people’s names when you talk to them? I’m open to other ideas as long as they don’t come from people who have nothing better to do than bash a +/- 100 year old song. I beg you, please keep us apprised on all the attack variations you have planned for the next several days.
Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send. I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day. Still trying to establish that "offended" narrative? Not surprising from someone who claims he can detect Anti-Zionism from “Germanfest”. None taken, none demonstrated. I'm guessing this is your repeato-tard gene needing to satisfy the desire to keep putting the same stuff up, day after day. Lastly, no I'll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.
Oh my, look at little G&GBF going on yet another steal/copy/paste binge. I guess I incorrectly assumed that once the “horrors” of this year’s Germanfest were over, you might take it down a notch, but apparently unwarranted fear takes a greater toll on low-wattage minds than I thought. I mean, someone doing an impression of a nearly forgotten old vaudeville figure - that’s the kind of thing that destroys nations from within.
Why do you lot keep fighting and squabbling all the time? There’s plenty of quality parodies written my Duc4AmIRight, Glynn Leaney, the_conqueror_of_parodies, Random Idiot to name but a few but these authors are feeling left out and neglected because they never get any comments comments on their works. So why don’t you lot bury the hatchet and start making constructive comments on other’s parodies? You never know you may get some great comments in return!
Observer, have you actually had the misfortune to read this ‘tard’s stuff? This (allegedly) is a site for witty, creative people to show off their skills, but since the first day he got here, the resident village idiot has offered nothing but slight variations (rarely more than 8 words) on some ancient tune, or barring that, some stupid ode to a radio personality he desperately wants to fellate. The turd-in-the-punch bowl thing gets beyond tiresome when it happens every day.
well Phil, I'd say you do a good job of feeding the troll.
GRP, I assumed everybody on here knew this by now, but basically G&GBF just copy/pastes old comments of mine and posts them as current commentary. I guess the point is to make it look like someone actually took the time to read whatever rehash he's putting out on any particular day. Almost all of the "commentary" in his threads is weeks or months old and originally pertained to something else.
I mean if we all stop responding to him he might just go away.
And if we just ignore the sky, it’ll never snow again. You truly don’t know who you’re dealing with.
So once again, you are doing the same stupid **** as you've done innumerable times before. You get slapped down for flooding the site with 5 to 6 ridiculous "parodies", then you lay low, then you try one or two submissions to overwhelmingly hostile response .. and then you flood the zone again with this madness. Where do you get the idea that this is welcome? Are you trying to destroy this site? And if so, why are you being allowed to do this?
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